‘Last Orders’ this week comes from the one and only Quavers addicted skateboarding Welshman, Nicky Howells. For the past God knows how long, Nicky has been living with Dave Snaddon in Bristol, just over the border from his native Swansea.
Check back next Saturday when Snaddon gets his chance to retaliate against some of what you are about to read, but, until then, read on and enjoy the amusing hecticness of Nickys taurine powered brain…
Last…
Drink you ordered: Didn’t really order it, just walked in the shop and picked up a lush frosty delicious can of Rockstar, it’s so lush.
Person you spoke to: Snadzzzzzzz about how much of a tw*t he is.
Trick you filmed: Backside boardgrindsss.
Photo you shot: Totally naked rocking probably the best mangina I’ve ever done.
Country you visited: Italy or Bilbao with some real good mates. Snadzzzz couldn’t come cos he was stuck in TURDSVILLE and will probs just stay there forever.
Time you regretted living with Snaddon: It was cool at first but having to see his smug little monkey face everyday is wearing a bit thin now, and I think its all going to end in tears…for him.
Snack you fell in love with: I don’t know but Quavers are lush, or Skips, but Rockstar is my favourite thing ever now. It’s so f*cking lush I can’t believe it.
Thing you skated in your hometown: The mini ramp probably, or the waxed curb by Somerfields.
Skate event you travelled to: Harlow opening day, it was so f*cking sick, loads of sound people getting fucked and skating, was amazing. Turv shagging the fence down at the club place was class too. And Bob was there so that was obvioulsy amazing.
Trick you learnt: The Nic-flip 3000.
Trick you lost: The Nic-flip 3000, but its gonna come back – just you wait.
Book you read: Loads. I can’t remember the last one but I love a nice juicy autobiography. Maybe it was Lenny Maclean ‘The Guvnor’.
Time you were outraged: The price of Rockstar by me going from 99p to £1.59 – what a f*cking joke, but its worth every penny.
Injury you suffered from: Slammed so hard on my arse at UK Champs, it was horrible. Felt like I had just been smashed in by loads of gnarly prison gays. I still can’t sit down properly now.
Your last Facebook status update read: I don’t do them so change it to “Last time you laughed so hard you almost pissed yourself” – Leaving work at 6 in the morning after a 12 hour shift with Snadzzzz and saw that somone had not only nicked his front wheel off his bike, but nicked his seat as well and left mine untouched. I couldn’t laugh in his face but as soon as I got home i completly broke down. Was so f*cking funny!
Song listened to: ummmmmmmmm…”I Bruise Easily” by Natasha Bedingfield. Lush song.
Film you watched and enjoyed: Batman was sick but I normally like to get my PJs on, get some Ben and Jerrys, get cosy and just totally pig out to a rom-com with Snadzzzzzzz.
Film you watched and hated: ‘Hide and Seek’ proper freaked me out. It was awful.
Skate video you watched from start to finish: Don’t know, but them HTL things are so sick. Loving them.
Thing you downloaded: Some savage foot fetish grot.
Skateboarder who impressed you: The Wildman never fails to impress me, he’s so wild.
Time you said “never again”: Going skating, drinking, eating or chillin with the snadzzzzzzzzzzzz. Talk about being bored, its beyond. You just want give him a nuckle butty.
Time you feared for your life: (You’ll have to fill in the blanks with this one.) Going to the …… with ……. after ……. some ….. out in my room with a broken leg and no ….. Scary sh*t.
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