We’re big fans of Slam City Skates’ 5000 Words feature here at Sidewalk, and similarly big fans of the living legend that is John Rattray. Combine the two and you’re bound to get something good! Click on the hungry feline below to be taken through and see what floats John’s boat at the moment, along with an introduction from none other than Cubic.

“I like them for it, but the fact is, cats are dicks. Squirrel was raging.”