Jon Dickson has a new pro wheel for OJ sensitively titled ‘The Holy Abortion’, which he tests out in the edit you can see below. The wheels also come complete with a free condom, following on from the gospel according to Terry Hall…”Ain’t you heard of the starving millions, ain’t you heard of contraception?”

It also may put him in the running for the first professional skateboarder to have a signature johnny, paving the way for numerous name-based puns which I’m too tired to think of right now so you’ll have to do that leg work yourself…