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Skatepark Graffiti 5

"Be careful in the bushes, he does shits and people step in them. He's still our friend though."

Our delving into the depths of the skatepark users’ mindset continues unabated, with our favourite series to compile returning in Skatepark Graffiti 5. A couple of reader submissions have augmented the slices of genius we’ve found on our country wide missions, feel free to send in yours if you feel they are clever/stupid/offensive/insane enough to be featured.

In the meantime, feast your eyes upon some solidly ridiculous entries below and check out the other four parts while you’re at it. Procrastination never felt so good!

Kicking off with the ancestral home of shit graffiti , Hastings, and ‘Fart Boner’.

This one comes courtesy of Leek’s finest Mouse, who sent us in a classic ‘Alien + Genitals’ piece from his local park.

While I took this photo at Finsbury Park, one of the locals gave me some background information – “It was actually Jed. Be careful in the bushes, he does shits and people step in them. He’s still our friend though.”

Motivational quotes to keep you positive in Bromley…

Crystal Palace park has a policy of attempting to remove graff within 24 hours, but they weren’t quick enough to stop me capturing ‘The Cunt Bowl’ for posterity…

From that time Wayne Rooney decided to sign Nepal Skatepark in Alcobendas, Madrid.

Uriah Heep songwriter Ken Hensley hails from the Stevenage area – where he wrote the tag ‘balls in a biscuit tin’ on various local skateparks because the band refused to put it on hit album ‘Demons and Wizards’.

This public service announcement is bought to you by Herefordshire Council – know your smoking!

Hello, is that the ironic sex hotline? Boom Skatepark’s sex chat line wall…

Potterspury Council are not to be trusted. Sent in by kingpin_spanner.

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