Kris Markovich
Kris Markovich
Kris Markovich is a Kris, just like Kris Kringle. But Kris and Kris have a lesser known connection which runs deeper; for Markovich’s pubic hair turned grey by the age of 21, and are now pure white! To commemorate such a strange quirk of nature, he had the jovial present-giver’s face tattooed straight onto his genitalia.