Our 'Last Orders' subject this week is none other than Newports finest blonde weirdo, Daintons Kill City right hand man, and self appointed 'boss number two' (number one being Powley), Porno Paul Young!

Porno is currently accompanying Pritchard and Dainton on their trek of the UK, and his 'Last Orders' were sent with the following message:

"Hope this is OK, done it in a rush while wearing a Lonsdale jacket and a baby blue beanie and some trackie bottoms. I look like a right chav."