What happens when you put two daft blokes in front of the raw footage of their local shop team's (Freestyle, Newport) run at the recent Vans Shop Riot at the Pioneer in St Albans?

This is what happens. They get drunk, go full Partridge, and talk bollocks.

Welcome to Newport: if this fake commentary doesn't have you at least chuckling momentarily, then you should probably go buy an aspirin.

Big up to Grim and the Freestyle crew for the comedy.

"Wonderful roundy pop there..."