There was no skating going down today, apparently it's been chucking it down nonstop...

At least it's not dog

One of Chinas brilliantly named retail outlets...

...another of Chinas brilliantly named retail outlets.

Alien vs Chroliver coming soon...

In Bastard China, more like.

Telling it like it is.

Violent eatery or martial arts center?

Nordberg says "it's sick that film, the monkey in it's well rad", it's probably about 30p to buy there, too.

Riding shotgun with Mr Warm, the van driver.

More from Leo's Chinese adventure tomorrow...