"My cranium is not necessarily massive, it's more manly. I passed my driving test in February and have just bought a sick Fezza...bezzin'! Cheers Powley for the insurance hook-up - bear safe, standard. That'll do."
That's how Manhead just described himself, now read his 'Last Orders' and check out his Hyde Park edit underneath, courtesy of Alexander James Winstanley.
"In a bit, hinneh?"
Time you introduced yourself to someone as 'Manhead' and not Josh: Yesterday, to Chris Haslam.
Drink you ordered: JD and coke with no rotten lime. At Escubars in Wakey.
Person you spoke to: Visually impaired man, AKA Geggs Man.
Trick you filmed: Feeble fakie at Indy demo in Newport.
Photo you shot: Back tizzle, at Newport again.
Country you visited: Alicante, visiting power-midge Sprout.
Thing you skated in your hometown: The waxed curb at Wessy Walk.
Skate event you travelled to: Independent tour in Newport. The Velodrome.
Trick you learnt: Erm the cant remember, nollie casper flip?
Trick you lost: Back smiths.
Trick you wish you hadn't bothered landing: The possibilities are endless. Switch roastbeef? Magee did not approve.
Book you read: Does Sidewalk count?
Thing that made you mad: Rear view mirror falling off the window every time its hot.
Piece of advice you received: Make sure I get breakdown cover.
Stupid request by a Route One customer: "Can you get me these in a size 7, 9, 10 and 12."
Song you sang along to: 5 years time. Plus whistling.
Film you watched and enjoyed: "Rock and Rolla"
Film you watched and hated: "Disaster Movie"
Skate video you watched from start to finish: "And Now" - Gravette is a beast.
Time you took your brothers skating: About a month ago, to T'works.
Memorable thing that Doug said: "Ooooh, chocolate beanie."
Website visited: Ebay, looking for a CD player for my new car, preferably with iPod port thing.
Thing you downloaded: Some form of update I think?
Skateboarder who impressed you: Andy scott at Epic. Fullcab late shuvits on vert. P-Take.
Item of importance that you lost: Passport, but I found it this morning.
Time you feared for your life: Driving to Leeds and nearly getting smashed into by an arctic lorry.
Manhead at Hyde Park, Leeds.